Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

5 days and counting YESSSSSSSSS WEEEE CANNNNN GET RID OF BUSH! (I hope and pray that there will be Federal Agents at his new White's Only home to arrest him promptly for War Crimes (I know that is not really going to happen (just like my love of parenthesis) against the United States (remember that word? United? Cool idea, poorly executed the last eight years) Thank God, Allah, Bozo the Clown, T-Rex, Buddha, John Wayne and whatever other deities here. ) I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Crazy Bill, (Bill O Satan, Bill O Stupid, Bill O Talking-head) has been on a tirade against "Leftists" who want investigations into Torture and the Bush/Cheney administration. Now I normally stay away from Bill O because I hate giving him more press, he is one my nemesisessssesss, but here is a recent banter where he basically says you are "Un-American" for speaking out against torture and Bush/Cheney. O'Crazy: But Talking Points despises -- despises -- those who, in the name of ideology, want to weaken the country, putting us all in danger. As loyal Americans, we owe the benefit of the doubt to leaders in a time of war, and both Bush and Cheney say flat out they did their duty. [Clips of Bush and Cheney.] It's also unAmerican. Talk about Wing-Nuttery! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! "We owe the benefit of the doubt." Sure let me think here....I am pretty sure that's how Chancellor Palpatine came into POWER BILL O! Read a book smart ass. The Emperor ...

In a boneheaded move that rivals Bartman and the Chicago Cubs in the 2003 Playoffs, PETA has unveiled "Sea Kittens." That's right I said it SEA KITTENS! You might say, Frank what is a Sea Kitten? Well actually it is PETA's clever new way to re-market Fish. FISH. Their hope is for people to realize Fish have feelings and rub each other and such. Fish = Sea Kittens. Sea Kittens = Fish. Finkel = Einhorn! Einhorn is FINKEL!!!!! PETA , remind you, are the people who don't eat meat and love animals more than human beings. They are also the same people who waged war on cows for their farts. That's right COW FARTS! Here's a way to solve the Cow Fart issue EAT MORE COWS AND DISBAND PETA! We weren't born to eat just grass. We are omnivores. That's science. I am a man and I eat meat and fish and deliciousness. Deal with it. Here's an idea for your Sea Kittens, wrap them in rice, sprinkle some wasabi and soy sauce and feed them to me with the rest of yo...

Osama Bin Laden challenged the incoming administration yesterday in a 22 min. video. Bin Laden also put a jihad on Israel in regards to the war in Gaza. Obama vs Osama, Osama vs Obama. Analysis. Although Osama has the reach advantage being that he is reported to be 7' tall, his health in the last few years has been in question. He seems to be a terrorist, who once had the tools to be competitive, however he will most likely succumb to good solid body work by the President-Elect. Osama likes to move around the ring a lot from "cave to cave", but his lack of conditioning will catch up to him. Obama is always in good shape and with a decent corner (except for suspect cornerman Emanuel) I think Obama's left hook to the body will cause the lanky terrorist problems all night. And unfortunately for Osama he does not have one punch knockout power. Look for Obama to press hard in rounds 3 and 4 once he realizes Osama can't hurt him. Barack Obama by 5th Round TKO after a b...

This pretty much sums up the past eight years. A Bush Aide is now taking blame for the "Mission Accomplished" banner that was so proudly displayed behind President Bush in 2003 on an aircraft carrier. And then two other people spoke up taking blame as well. Then my neighbor Ted who mows every Friday, even if it snows, took blame. The Verizon guy then called all of his creepy followers and took blame for the banner. On the list as well for the blame were terrorists, Jihad, Hamas and Fruity Bubblicious Gum. Man, how many days is it? Wasn't this man the PRESIDENT! IS THE PRESIDENT! Admitting it was a mistake, fine and dandy not looking behind you and having the judgment to be like "you know that sign is a little much, can we go with something less finite?" YOU ARE THE CHIEF! Any human being (excludes Wing-Nuts) would be able to have that reasoning. BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!! Let's piss on logic and have a kegger of US of A! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message...

After meeting with fellow Democrats Barack Obama had all leaving with a little taste of his mafia ways. That's how we do SOUTH-SIDE! He dropped the Veto! Or what I call the Vito. Barack Obama is reported to use his executive authority if Congress refuses to release the rest of the bailout funds. That's right Congress TAKE THAT! South-Side! See Barack Obama's got 99 Problems, but a bitch ain't one. (psst Congress the b-i-t-c-h reference is to you, if you don't help out people who are losing their homes and livelihood, so basically you got smack'd or punk'd or 'd deal with it (aren't parenthesis cool? you can like have an inner dialogue with your dialogue, dear frank you rule for using parenthesis) so Congress show us the money) I like this move by Barack major barrs. We like barrs. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Man, I love "Idiocracy." We have here, puppy loving Economist Paul Krugman , who attended the following schools, YALE and MIT and teaches currently at Princeton. He has a Nobel Peace Prize and has written a ton, I mean like the weight of Oprah in papers and books concerning the economy. Now that being said....MAYBE WE SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM! I am a genius, so of course I get everything Paul Krugman says, but if you aren't then be silent like Snake Eyes. Be silent like a monk. Be silent like Ann Coulter and her mouth wired shut (can we please have this happen again). He has graphs, charts and blogs--it's undeniable, he is smarter than you. It is like that one time when I was approached by a Delorian with a Flux Capacitor and this old guy Doc was like "dude Frank get in the car." I didn't hesitate it was a friggin' Delorian. And Doc is the smartest guy I know. I did it and that is how my parents kissed at the Enchanment Under the Sea Dance. See if you ...