Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Osama vs Obama

Osama Bin Laden challenged the incoming administration yesterday in a 22 min. video. Bin Laden also put a jihad on Israel in regards to the war in Gaza.

Obama vs Osama, Osama vs Obama. Analysis.

Although Osama has the reach advantage being that he is reported to be 7' tall, his health in the last few years has been in question. He seems to be a terrorist, who once had the tools to be competitive, however he will most likely succumb to good solid body work by the President-Elect. Osama likes to move around the ring a lot from "cave to cave", but his lack of conditioning will catch up to him. Obama is always in good shape and with a decent corner (except for suspect cornerman Emanuel) I think Obama's left hook to the body will cause the lanky terrorist problems all night. And unfortunately for Osama he does not have one punch knockout power. Look for Obama to press hard in rounds 3 and 4 once he realizes Osama can't hurt him. Barack Obama by 5th Round TKO after a barrage of punches.

In related news, Osama Bin Laden after taping the video reportedly went back to his home in Texas. Chilled and awaited his next script from the CIA.

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