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Get Your Dunkin Monday

Who Dat?!! SAINTS!!! What a great game! Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints and the people of the city of New Orleans. Five years after Katrina the city has persevered and have a nice little nugget of happiness...FINALLY! It was an exciting game that the lady and I were lucky enough to enjoy with some old friends. The commercials were meh, but the game more than made up for it. Lots of surprises, hard nose football and some puuurtty plays. I must say I felt that if Peyton Manning had the ball with minutes on the clock and the Colts were behind; Manning would find a way to win. I would have not expected a pickle by Manning (a pretty one at that) to close the deal for a Saint win. And that my friends is why football is the greatest game ever played. All right so let's do this because a lot of controversies are around the corner. Here are your highlights: Obama plans bipartisan health care summit .....trying....my....patience.... Another "Struggles of the Rich" story ...

Get Your Dunkin Friday

Phew. We made it. Another Friday another ridiculous spin on the news and the health care debate . I survived on pocket change and this weekend I get to enjoy the marriage of two of my dear friends, while of course drinking too much and dancing to songs I hate. A little bit of what I do is music. I have and always have been involved in the indie punk rock scene of my old stomping grounds and recently some of my favorite bands have released or begun the steps to rocking out new tunes, so here is a new one from Rx Bandits , Thrice and a high school musical performance of Forgive Durden's Razia' Shadow (talk about some talented singers). It will be keeping me company all day. Here are your highlights: the Blue Dogs are hired hounds for the health insurance companies Cash for Clunkers the money is already gone, geez la weez talk about porkulus...NOT! Illinois has a long history of pay for play politics and jockeying for position by Redistricting Illinois , it needs to be correct...

Get Your Dunkin Wednesday

this summarizes yesterday pretty well It is hump day ya'll. I am already spent to say the least, who knew school, a full-time job and comedy shows would be no fun? I am now going to complain for the next five lines or so about how lucky I am to have a job in this economy, how great it is to have the ability to take classes and have a comedy lifestyle: this story was brought you from the New York Times ! Oh man, I had you there for a second isn't it great reading about people who make money, have a home and then might lose their vacation home or something like that? RAGE! This is a recession, tomorrow will most likely remind us of that with the jobs losses and all the hoopla surrounding assets and toxicity, toxic and acid....I mean NIN on tour . I digress, can you tell I did NOT get enough sleep last night. Fugg it. Here are your highlights: Push Daley for Affordable Housing , I had this discussion with my cousins the other day, but unless you are a gajillionaire you are not li...

Get Your Dunkin Tuesday

h/t Outworld and Bella Rossa Tuesday is Frank is busy as all heck day. The one bad thing about holidays is you come back to the office and have to catch up......RAGE!!! It is Tuesday though so comedy has to be talks abouts, so I provided the above video from Outworld TV highlighting a great comedy show that occurred over Pride Weekend in Chicago. It starred Cameron Espisito , Bill Cruz , the Puterbaugh Sisterz , Keith Ecker and was run by the Sarcastic Squad guru Adam Guerino . Here are your highlights: China Riots Schumer offers Reid his left nu....I mean a tip and it should be used Obama went to Russia and all we got was peace, damnit Billy Kristol crystal ball broken again Probably the sickest and most twisted thing you will see this morning, Cartoons The Way They Should have Been Apparently we are all Fake Americans , can we just have the MSNBC cancel this slop of teevee, it has completely ruined the "Cup of Joe" niceity. You know that stimulus money that isn'...

Ninja Thought

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Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska to take down ACORN I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Get Your Dunkin Monday

What a weekend America! Liberty, freedom and farms. It was rainy as all heck on Saturday in middle America, but not biggie fun was had and I am sure I blacked out at least once this weekend? Did I? The news feeds were all a crazy when I arrived back to the ole computadora, so without further ado. Here are your highlights: Sarah Palin went all mavericky on us and resigned to do what no one is sure. My take: she is bat shit crazy and now she has extra time to focus on the liberal media bias in her head . Speaking of which the Right just can't wrap their tiny little brains around the fact that it wasn't ACORN, it wasn't Obama, it wasn't the media, it wasn't Joe Democrat , it was Palin who resigned because she just could not handle it and what was proven during the election stands, she has and always has been unqualified. Transformers 2 apparently everyone likes racially stereotyped robots People were tea-bagging America again and what we learned kids was Obama is Hit...

Sarah Palin meet Global Warming

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Maybe we can put it in terms she can understand... I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Letter from Earth on Earth Day

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Dear People of Me, Okay so you have one day. One measly day for me and I am supposed to be grateful? Laddy dah dah. Bull honky poop. This is a joke. Aside from the sincere green conscience people out there, no not you Natalie Portman , there rest of you are just filthy fake hippies. I get it NOW all of sudden you love me and want me to be better for YOU. That’s really what this comes down to, you finally got my message. Quit fuggin up my face! Dudes, ladies, gents and weed smokers alike, it should always be Earth day. I provide you with everything. No really everything and I am fed up. And a word for those detractors of Global Warming, I have one word for you volcanoes. I will start hissing and fuming if you keep on denying your obvious hurt to me and MY FACE. So thanks for celebrating me and catching up oh I don’t know 2,000 years late, but come on already and quit fuggin up my face. On another note let me address the following: PETA stop making out with vegetables , it doesn’t help....