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Get Your Dunkin' Asian Edition

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I was going to save this post for tomorrow, but according to work I have to attend a conference all day tomorrow downtown with no internet. It is communist. RAGE. Nevertheless here are your highlights! May is Asian Pacific American Heritage Month and so I would like to dedicate this Dunkin' to all blogs Asian. A little Wiki action for ya: Asian Pacific American Heritage Month (APAHM) is celebrated in May to commemorate the contributions of people of Asian and Pacific Islander descent in the United States. Congress passed a joint Congressional Resolution in 1978 to commemorate Asian American Heritage Week during the first week of May. This date was chosen because two important anniversaries occurred during this time: the arrival of the first Japanese immigrants in America on May 7, 1843 and the completion of the transcontinental railroad (by many Chinese laborers) on May 10, 1869. In 1990 Congress voted to expand it from a week to a month long celebration and in May 1992, the mont...

Get Your Dunkin Tuesday

The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Meghan McCain colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Gay Marriage Well hellloooooo Tuesday. I love Stephen Colbert and I don't mind Meghan McCain, hence this video, but why I really posted it, is she seems like one of the few sensible "Republicans" on the teevee lately. She states at the end that the party is being pulled farther and farther to the right and it is completely true. This is discourse I can appreciate and pro-sex , how can you argue with that? So other than that joining a gym sucks, they have just as many fees and start up costs as the banks...RAAAGGGEEE!!! Here are your highlights: Sign of the apocalypse a Twittering Toilet MOCK DRAFT - Let's hope the Wizards get the "kid" Gov. Quinn does not want to anger the drunkest city in America It never made sense to me to get rid of cops, firemen and actual city workers as solutions to handling deficits and budgets, especially in ...

Gary Locke in da White House!!!....Cabinet?

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Three strikes your out right? Yesterday President Barack Obama announced his third selection for the position of Commerce Secretary and it is none other than our brother from an Asian mother GARY LOCKE !!! the crowd goes wild it's a grand slam from P.Obama without the assistance of steroids. he shoots he scores, jordan fades back and that's the game! touchdown, touchdown, rothslecrapper throws the td to santonio holmes! insert other sports references of winning here. As I highlighted before that makes four members of Obama's team (3 cabinet members) that are of the Asian persuasion and man does it feel good. Not only does Gary Locke represent solid policies, but he looks like my Dad. No really. Oh Pops, you love your Starbucks I know Satan Malkin will be spinning her head at this nomination connecting dots with traffic cones, but it is nice to have this squared away. After the Beard that Cashed and the Repub that Psyched , let's hope for a swift confirmation. In a si...

McCain hates you ASIAN-AMERICA!

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With the election tomorrow I thought I would come out with a big revelation. MCCAIN HATES GOOKS! Some of you have read this, but I understand some of our Asian-Americans really are going to vote for McCain. So, I get it, he doesn't want to tax the rich, is as old as Confuscious and kind of looks like David LoPan. But if you read which I assume you do since you are fan of Frank Chow (the best of the best part three), then you should know McCain hates Gooks. And here is the link to prove it. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2000/02/18/MN32194.DTL I am just informing you because that is what I do. I am not swaying you to vote for anyone (Obama/ Biden '08). Or telling you to believe in everything you read (even though it's true) Just getting the word out (Obama/ Biden were once ninjas) and FYI (Obama/Biden are so Asian). Figure it out yourself AMERICA! I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.