Secretary of DE-FENSE Robert Gates announced today cut backs in the defense budget. One of the major Pew Pews to be struck from the military's arsenal was the F-22 Raptor. The reason? Well we already have 187 of them and their sole purpose was to fight off Communist Russia. Yep. That's right. And currently we don't even use them for the two wars we have going on you know Mission Accomplished and Whack A Taliban...NOT ONE HAS BEEN USED!
The only thing I have 187 of and never used are tears. Because real men shed blood not tears. And yes I used to have 200 tears, you can guess where the first 13 tears went.
(Goose NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
I am Frank Chow and sniffle
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