William Kristol Re-Think Tank

William Kristol, "columnist" at the Washington Post has begun his latest venture in thinking hard. Thinking hard about the war, wars and war in his own backyard. The Foreign Policy Initiative is essentially a re-think tank.

“Basically we take our old thoughts and figure a way to reword them because we really have nothing new. So it’s about rethinking the wars, wars in general and getting people to fear everything Muslim, terrorist related and you know lie a little bit.” Kristol said.

Such honesty is expected from Kristol’s new organization of thinkers since they have never really cared what America has thought. The recruits for his latest foray into war hawking come from all over the South, with a few guys he met in Montana. They hope to infect ears of radio listeners of Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

“It’s not really about anything but being right in our own minds. “ Kristol said.

Their credo o crap can be seen below.

• continued U.S. engagement WAR, diplomatic totalitarian, economic rich get richer, and military Pew Pew—in the world and rejection of policies that would lead us down the path to isolationism logic;
• robust support for America’s democratic allies except the French and opposition to rogue regimes MUSLIM TERRORISTS AND NORTH KOREA that threaten American interests;
• the human rights of those oppressed/ we helped piss on by their governments, and U.S. leadership in working to spread political and economic freedom (we wrote this so NAACP doesn’t come after us) ;
• a strong military with the defense budget needed to ensure that America is ready to confront the threats of the 21st century KILL TERRORISTS WITH LASERS MORE PEW PEW;
• international economic engagement as a key element of U.S. foreign policy in this time of great economic dislocation. In other words we want rich people to stay rich and get rid of the middle class. Foreign Policy is just in there because it’s in our name.


The organization was previously named the PNAC.



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