Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Al Franken Wins Again and So Does Everyone Else

In news that is old, but new again, but old once again and yet so new again. Al Franken has won the election for the second seat of the state of Minnesota.

This time proclaimed by three judges who all concluded the Biggest Loser this year is NORM COLEMAN who didn't lose weight, but lost an election and cried all the way to court(s).

With the trend of winners winning again, after we already knew who won the following people have jumped on this latest trend. Across the nation celebrations have sprung about everywhere.

Chicago Bulls win 6 championships, Michael Jordan and team to parade Chicago on Saturday.

The Curse of the Bambino broken! RED SOX WIN RED SOX WIN the WORLD SERIES, Dennis Leary can now shut the fugg up, someone will cut Johnny Damon's hair.

Kelly Clarkson wins first American Idol millions tune in.

Frank Chow makes his first boom boom in the big boy potty HOORAY!

Thanks mom for the Blow Pop.

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

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