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Get Your Dunkin Friday

It's Friday and Halloweeeennnnn mauahahahahaa. Okay I really don't care about Halloween, if you didn't get that yesterday I am sorry, let me repeat. It is not big deal to me. However lots of people like dressing up and being foolish. They like bobbing for apples only to stumble home either with that girl they will never commit to or alone to play XBox and cry at night surrounded by their own self-loathing never to remember they are still wearing a Miley Cyrus wig . Then they wake up the next morning going WTF? Am I a tranny? Oh it's Halloween. That's my take on the whole thing that and it's about the devil and since Martha Stewart says it is not about the devil; it most certainly is. Here are your highlights: The Defining Moment : for health care reform Basketball season has started and D. Rose is BACK! John Cole vs. Andrew Sullivan , Sully gets Pwn'd When I poop I would love to sit on a Guitar, no really Here is a waste of money Abstinence Only Programs.......

Get Your Dunkin Monday

I am beyond tired. This weekend went by really quick and luckily I had the hangover to prove it. One moment that stood out above the rest was the Hall of Fame induction of my favorite baseball player Rickey Henderson . I loved watching Rickey play baseball, his long lead off of first base, his dramatic batting stance, the way he would snatch a fly ball out of the sky. He made it look fun and easy. Sadly Rickey was always misunderstood in my opinion, when you are that great at baseball sometimes the media doesn't know what to do and that was the case of Rickey Henderson. He has been waiting to be inducted all his life as if it was destined and it was great for him to speak eloquently about his career and take his place at the table. A baseball Hall of Famer. I still got your baseball card Rickey! Here are your highlights: Health Care to Small Business Bill Kristol might be the worst person in the world, Lying is the Republican Game! Certifiably insane = Sarah Palin honestly I can...

Fix News!

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I Frank Chow today made a great accomplishment. I read FOX News online and didn’t yell at my computer screen. Nov. 11, 2008 a date that will live forever famously. Oh wait went back GOSH DARNIT HOODY WINKY POOP FACES! “Obama Chic: What’s on the Menu?” Are you friggin KIDDING ME?!!! GW and his wife are considered not “chic” even though they throw health books at the chefs, yet Obama who doesn’t have menu yet is considered “chic.” Curse you FOX News you are worse than watching Japanese Bugs fighting in glass cages. I implore you to once a day just once post an unbiased headline or story; it could even be about peanuts. But as I say that I can definitely foresee the headline “Peanuts for Obama? ACORN Voter Fraud Charlie Brown, Linus and Lucy all voted in Swing-States.” I give up. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.