Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

BATTLE ROYALE I have been staying away from the obvious rage that Faux News insights with their insipid attempts at riling up propaganda for Villagers, but today I have to RAGE! I present to you a counter argument to the Obama Administration’s diplomacy, the embracing of “cowboy diplomacy.” The same diplomacy of the previous administration that has wasted billions on Daddy’s War , rekindled hate and brought an almost certain resurgence of the Taliban and the reason NO ONE WANTS TO BE A… Yup that’s it. Why not blow up everyone instead of being STUART FUGGIN SMALLEY?!!! Yes that makes sense Faux News; no one wants to be the country that Rodney King’s the world. “Can’t we all just get along? ” Apparently not only is that the wrong approach, but what is clear is that the alternative is to merely be an empire . When Al Gore came on the set, Smalley told him: "I don't have to be the most powerful man in the world. ... I don't have to be able to bomb a country any time I wan...

And I'm Proud to be An American where at least I know I am Free...to buy guns from Wal-Mart and shoot at whatever I see! Pew Pew! Obama was named "Gun Salesman of the Year" (pew pew) by Outdoor (batsh*t crazy) News. Proving yet again the man was right saying "people cling to guns and religion." I wonder how that conversation went down amongst the villagers? Earl: That Obama he is sooo uppity gonna take away my guns and my freedoms. Bubba: Well I just got my paycheck, let's stock up on shotguns and automatic rifles and show that boy we mean business. RIP HESTON!! (pew) Earl: Woohoo! Bubba: But first let's watch that Hee-Haw and Dallas re-runs those were better days. Earl: He's on the news again...Hold me. Bubba: I'm scared too Earl, but we got Remington and Colt and he don't. PEW PEW! America never ceases to amaze me and leave it to Fix News to report about people buying more guns because they are "scared" of the Obama admin...

Just when you thought the wing nuts at Fox News had woken up and realized, yes Barack Obama will be the next President of the United States of America. They had to get one last terrorist fist jab in. Watch the video below as a viewers text message refers to Barack as the "Magic Negro." Thank you for Fox News for your continued encouragement of the cesspool of America...the ignorant racists. Now I am going to go listen to my favorite album of 2008, Bush "the rich brat who didn't earn anything in his life, but his daddy was President and so he cheated his way to winning the highest office ever then lead us into a fake war, a recession, and the complete downfall of our reputation interationally." Good album long title, Fall Out Boy is probably jealous they didn't think of it. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

I Frank Chow today made a great accomplishment. I read FOX News online and didn’t yell at my computer screen. Nov. 11, 2008 a date that will live forever famously. Oh wait went back GOSH DARNIT HOODY WINKY POOP FACES! “Obama Chic: What’s on the Menu?” Are you friggin KIDDING ME?!!! GW and his wife are considered not “chic” even though they throw health books at the chefs, yet Obama who doesn’t have menu yet is considered “chic.” Curse you FOX News you are worse than watching Japanese Bugs fighting in glass cages. I implore you to once a day just once post an unbiased headline or story; it could even be about peanuts. But as I say that I can definitely foresee the headline “Peanuts for Obama? ACORN Voter Fraud Charlie Brown, Linus and Lucy all voted in Swing-States.” I give up. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.