Get Your Dunkin Monday



Happy Birthday to my lady!!!! Hooray for my fiance! Yup, today is my lady's birthday and this past weekend we spent it shopping, eating delicious food and swimming with the dolphins! Okay not really on that last part, but we did go to Shedd Aquarium and it was awesome. Tonight I'm taking her to one last romantical rockin dinner. So if you know my lady personally, head over to her Facebook and wish her a happy birthday!!

Here are your highlights:

If Ryan's Plan does pass, will insurance companies even partake?

NOT SERIOUS, The "Gang of Six" which sounds like bad softcore p0rn, says they want to fix the deficit, but won't consider tax increases *headslamondesk

Cool Tutorial on How to Make a Dramatic Novel Cover

Heckuva fight weekend. Boxing is alive and well folks. Rematch for both fights will be exciting and props to Ortiz for proving me and tons of others wrong.

Take that bugs! Grapefuit guns!

Let's Not Be Civil, Krugman with the quote of the campaign trail "So let’s not be civil. Instead, let’s have a frank discussion of our differences. In particular, if Democrats believe that Republicans are talking cruel nonsense, they should say so — and take their case to the voters."
It'd be a sight to see, let's hope the Democrats are up to the task.

Chow!

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