Get Your Dunkin' Tuesday

 It's Tuesday and I'm depressed. I woke up intent on getting to work early and returned to bed. Maybe it's seasonal depression? The weather was good for one day and tricked us all. Nevertheless, I persist. The sads will not defeat me. I will defeat the sads. 

Here are your highlights:

Pritzker signs Karina's Law. Get the guns. 

Einstein Ring spotted by space telescope

In this bizarre world, Trump pardoning Blago means little

Tulsi is closer to spying on all of us

China has a marriage problem

Elon makes a fake bid for OpenAI. Proving once again that Elon can't make good sht and only buys and breaks things others make. 


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