Motherfuckin Rush Limbaugh

Still isn't funny:



It's a damn shame a bloated-ego-maniacal-old man, who has literally added zero to intelligent discourse in this country, influences an entire political party. But here's the thing:

Rush,

I'm not bothered by your cheap race baiting. I feel sorry for you. I do. Aside from your self-inflicted poor taste in decor, unsuccessful trips down married lane, obvious weight and health issues and well your overall demeanor, I do feel sorry for you. People keep saying China is getting ahead of the United States and the more you ramble the more people realize it's because of you. In the name of patriotism, you do nothing, but destroy the fibers of what makes this country great. Unity. You thrive off divide. You thrive off the sick, the poor and the hungry and that's not a role any grown man would envy.

This fried rice eating. This chopstick using. Bad at math. Over six foot. Farmer's daughter dating. Not your stereotype RAGIN blogger. AND Fluent English Speaking Asian-American does more for America on a daily basis then you will ever do in your lifetime. That's sad, especially considering the size of your audience. And why is that? You are the lowest common denominator.

I'm not mad atcha because soon enough, sooner than you would like to admit. You know, deep down that you'll be obsolete. A pathetic blip in history known as the last man who didn't realize America had changed.

And Rush, America, the one the rest of us are living in, has no use for a sad-bloated-ego-maniacal-old man like you.

Sincerely,

Frank "We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep." Chow


I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

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Anonymous said…
Obviously you've never listened to his show. Give it a try sometime and you'll see that, when heard in context, he's no racist, he isn't hateful, and he has a big heart. He believes what he believes just as you believe what you do. No problem with that.

- Rob
September 8, 2011 at 11:41 AM
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