Get Your Dunkin Tuesday


It's Tuesday, but feels like a Monday because of the Holiday. How did everyone's go? Hope it was fantastic. Mine included taking the lil boat out with the lady and cruisin' it was so Miami Vice. Last night her and I went to the Cubs game that was a hitfest/walkfest. WTF CUBS?! Can you get out of this funk already? Cool hats though. Also Chicago is becoming worse and worse of a city weather-wise, my patience is running thin...if only California wasn't imploding...oh well.

Here are your highlights:

But the president decided to start what may become a new tradition by sending a wreath to the African-American Civil War Memorial at Vermont Avenue and U Street Northwest in Washington- CNN

Obama did the right thing yesterday. I am one of those who will rage on the South and their undying unapologetic love for the Confederacy, however soldiers who passed on deserve their remembrance. If they get a wreath though so should Americans who fought through much more dire and difficult circumstances.

Barcelona vs. Manchester United YES!

California, State of Paralysis

Grizzly Bear Grrrrr

Last Airbender, Hollywood got this wrong wayyyyyyyy wrong, Dragonball Z anyone?

Fear the Yellow People

The Housing plummet continues and I am not sure it will be getting any better any time soon.

The Future of the Republican party lies heavily in the hands of the logical outraging the illogical

Everyone is talking about it. Sonia Sotomayor is the pick for Supreme Court Justice. Let's see if the Republicans are willing to alienate more female and Hispanic voters... And another thing I keep hearing that she is not intellectual such misogyny is disgusting.


Chow!

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