RAGE ON! WE'VE ELECTED MORONS!


The Senate says they have come to an agreement on the Stimulus Package/Bill/God Save Us Please Bill and lo and behold what did they compromise?

Education, More Tax Cuts and State Aid!!!

That makes as much sense as me punching myself in the gut with the fist of Mike Tyson, while screaming yippee and wearing My Little Pony embroidered pajamas. I would rather be watching Sarah Palin give a speech on motherhood and abstinence then listen to this "Blue Dog-Bipartisan" group of MORONS!

It's like we elected all the kids who ate glue all day in elementary school and wrote essays about hair-styles and the importance of a slap bracelet in high school only to get blacked out drunk for four years of college on Daddy's dollar.

Let's ignore all economists, geniuses and Nobel Prize winners about how to best deal with our current crisis and drop a deuce on all of them by eliminating the bare essentials of the BILL!

Yeah pat ourselves on the back for that one. If you have time please write these morons who supposedly "reached across the aisles." They reach across the aisle to gloriously stop unemployment checks, encourage glue eating and cut taxes for the people who caused this crisis in the first place.

Here's to stupid!



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"I don't know f*ck up the world?"

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