Heath Shuler Representative D**k


This is Heath Shuler. I hate Heath Shuler.

Let's begin at the beginning:

He is from Tennessee, strike one.

Was drafted by favorite football team, the Washington Redskins and sucked barrs. Major barrs. He was supposed to be the quarterback of the future. He wasn't even the quarterback of 1994.

He is a BLUE DOG. A BLUE DOG if you aren't familiar are Republicans who claim to be Democrats for no apparent reason and then mess things up KGB style- see the Stimulus.

Okay class to recap.

This is Heath Shuler. He is a D**k. He was the worst quarterback in Washington Redskins' history. He is from Tennessee and Peyton Manning schooled his records and he is a BLUE DOG, crap of a representative and a shame to the Democratic party.

Any questions? I thought not.

In honor of Heath's amazingnessicity I mailed him a nice letter and gift thanking him for his service to our country and the Washington Redskins. ( I will never show a picture of this man in the greatest uniform ever because he never deserved to wear it in the first place)


Dear Heath,

I WANT the 1994-1996 SEASONS BACK!!! GO SKINS!! HAIL TO VICTORY!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT VICTORY IS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH*T...speaking of which thanks for voting against the Stimulus Package I am going to lick the tops of trashcans now. Here's a gift to show my affection for you pissing on the poor and those in need. May it warm your black heart. Joe Gibbs hates you and so does Joe Theisman.


Regards,

Frank Chow.

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