Monday, January 12, 2009

Racism Still Cool in Hollywood and Theaters

Gran Torino...haven't seen it. Won't see it. Refuse to see it. Again, here is what I have gathered from the trailer. Old white male, hates all Asians and is racist towards them. Then defends them against gang-member Asians (Hmong to be specific) all the while telling a tale of old white male who is racist realizing he is racist.

SO WHY THE H-E- Double Hockey Sticks DID EVERYONE NEED TO SEE IT?

And by everyone else I mean in the box office cuz it went #1 this past weekend.

See a picture of the audience below. Hate-mongers. All of you.




FRANK IS PISSED! But the best way to get revenge is to write my own script.

It's called Frank Chow Saves the World.

Plot: The world is being destroyed by hill billy President GDub Bush. He has made armies of robots, deer hunters, Michael Phelps and KKK members a plenty to destroy towel heads, slant eyes and dark ones everyhwhere. In swoops, in a nice Italian tailored suit, FRANK CHOW! With his charm, ninja swords, Silly Putty, good looks, Jonah Hill, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu, Jet Li, Steven Seagal, He-Man, Lion-O, Vultron and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles he conquers the evil GDub and his dastardly regime. End movie with musical score by John Williams and big dinosaur.

You're welcome Spiedlberg.

I am Frank Chow, moviemaker.

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