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Truth Be Untold

Political Wire : A Smart Politics analysis of more than 500 PolitiFact stories over the last year finds that statements made by Republican politicians have been rated as false at more than three times the rate of those made by their Democratic counterparts. Leading the way for the GOP with the largest number of false statements: Sarah Palin with eight, Michele Bachmann with seven, and John Boehner, Mike Pence, and the National Republican Congressional Committee with four each. Shocking. Just shocking. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Where's G-Dub?

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moar funny pictures With the Karl Rove's and Dick Cheney's, the Dick Cheney daughters and former CIA agents coming out in defense of their offense, one person who's been on the Ranch chilling is good old G-Dub. What does G-Dub think about all of this? Well color me pink and tickle my fancy! Get me a motor scooter to Aspen, Texas I am ready to go Lloyd and Harry I am in ! If I didn't hear that right we used techniques, and it isn't torture. Phew. Well glad that's cleared up. It's only torture when our enemies do it . Man oh man. Condy you are off the hook. Dick you too. Karl keep ignoring those subpoenas. G-Dub, he is going back to doing what he does best... vacation . I am Frank Chow and I approved this message. Update: Here's that quote again, from that guy who was the First President “Should any American soldier be so base and infamous as to injure any [prisoner]. . . I do most earnestly enjoin you to bring him to such severe and exemplary punishment...

Perplexed- Obamacons-Messiah?

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I am having a problem. I have this thing called hope and my Obamacon battery is up to full bars. Obama yesterday walked on water, he healed AIDS, spoke in a voice so booming conservatives and liberals hugged and tears were seen in Castro's eyes. He also told me he invented the internets which I believe. I saw him raise from the South Side to ask people to come together to serve their Country. I am not sure what that means, but it sounds cool. He talked about the Father, Son and Holy Illini. He is the savior of America and he said that in every minute of his speech.... oh wait NO HE DIDN'T!! I love it, if you check every site out their that is conservative or liberal or CNN or the Washington Post ; there are still Ass-hats saying "messiah" and "savior" to make their point of disdain for our new President. Funny thing is NO ONE ACTUALLY SAYS THAT! NOT A SOUL! ONLY THE WING-NUTS! Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck, Coulter, Rush, turds and more turds. Fact: Over 1.5...

Governor of Illinois, Sell Sell Sell-Out!

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Well power corruption is so 2008! Governor Blagopsychovich was arrested today on several charges, mainly though he was trying to SELL Obama's Senate Seat! And at no small penny; a job for his wife, job for himself, getting Tribune members fired, whatever it may be this guy could have gone on the Home Shopping Network. Being a resident of Illinois not only does this make me PISSED OFF, it's embarrassing...what happened to BIG TIME CROOKS!?! Capone is rolling in his grave! The Chicago Fire is so angry! Irishmen everywhere are like GIVE ME A GUINESS! He should have put that Senate seat on E-Bay at least. I think it is even worse, we RE-elected this guy. Oh Illinois how confusing you are, home of Chicago and Springfield. Obama and Blagopsychovich. And if you were wondering if GB was connected to BO, this exact quote might clear things up: from the wiretap "F**k Obama!" I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Fix News!

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I Frank Chow today made a great accomplishment. I read FOX News online and didn’t yell at my computer screen. Nov. 11, 2008 a date that will live forever famously. Oh wait went back GOSH DARNIT HOODY WINKY POOP FACES! “Obama Chic: What’s on the Menu?” Are you friggin KIDDING ME?!!! GW and his wife are considered not “chic” even though they throw health books at the chefs, yet Obama who doesn’t have menu yet is considered “chic.” Curse you FOX News you are worse than watching Japanese Bugs fighting in glass cages. I implore you to once a day just once post an unbiased headline or story; it could even be about peanuts. But as I say that I can definitely foresee the headline “Peanuts for Obama? ACORN Voter Fraud Charlie Brown, Linus and Lucy all voted in Swing-States.” I give up. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.