Get Your Dunkin' Friday

 I had a work event, so I was off yesterday. Back to shit posting. The Iran strikes didn't work. Real people died. And Trump wants a "Mission Accomplished" banner for it all. What a sad and pathetic human being. When does this timeline shift? I want out!

Here are your highlights: 

The conservative attack on Planned Parenthood continues. The Vibes Supreme Court is vibing again. 

Crankpot RFK Jr. is really stupid. 

Venice is planning to protest the Bezos super wedding. I salute you! 

Americans spent less last month. Imagine if Biden were president. The headlines would be foaming at the mouth. 

ICE isn't grabbing criminals. There were never millions of illegal criminals. It's Stephen Miller's drummed-up racist fantasy. 

Sen. Patty Murray gets it. Mock Trump. Mock Republicans. Bullies hate it when you make fun of them.


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