Get Your Dunkin' Friday

 Just the dumbest people running the country. They don't get that firing, closing operations, and drowning the government in a bathtub will lead to disasters, disease, and deaths. Or, worse, they don't care. It's ridiculous, and there seems to be no signs of stopping them. Republicans write orders like you're ordering Jimmy John's for your corporate lunch. 

Here are your highlights: 

NPR and PBS are on the chopping block. 

Charter Schools have always been a scam to force religion on children. 

55,000 on strike in LA. 

Therapy can't make people less trans. HHS is led by a crackpot. Leave Trans kids alone. 

DOGE! BUDGET CUTS! $1 trillion to the Pentagon! Wait, what? 

Rubio is collecting new roles like Pokémon. But it's clear, he actually isn't doing shit but being a coward. He claims he can scoop citizens off the street for disagreeing with him. Come get me, Marco. 


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