"I tell ya, we’ve got some new problems in Washington. Big problems. Just today, Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta said people in America are not eating enough fruits and vegetables. They want to give all the power to the federal government to force you to eat more fruits and vegetables. This is what the federal, CDC, they gonna be calling you to make sure you eat fruits and vegetables, every day. This is socialism of the highest order!" - Congressman Paul Broun (R-GA).
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES = SOCIALISM!! How dare the gubbament suggest you shouldn't shove ridiculous amounts of feces covered slop in your pie hole! Your are allowed a daily dose of excrement, diseased filled super-sized portions of whatever the fuck is tasty, it's your Uhmerikan right! What's next? The gubbament suggest you exercise? You know who also suggested exercise? Richard Simmons and he is cursed with teh gay. That's what the gubbament under Obama wants. They want you to be a fruit and veggie eating GAY! GAY! (opens hatch and jumps down into his Spam filled underground bunker)
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