Friday, May 7, 2010

Friday Fashion Blogging

This weekend is the rematch of Lyoto Machida and Shogun Rua. I pumped for the fight, but first I must say...Stop. Stop the atrocity now. It has been going on for too damn long. I am talking about Affliction or Affliction-type wear. I know, I know I am a total wuss for not juicing my pecs and wearing fabricated tattoos on taight tee shirts, but JESUS how is this still called fashion or stylish?
Inspired by your favorite MMA fighter. Don't do it. The dude is PAID to wear this monstrosity (although you couldn't pay me enough).

It doesn't say cool or hip. It says I need ROIDS! Or I will be the guy you wake up next to with a bad headache and morning full of regrets.

Flip flops? Really? REALLY!?!

Are these jeans or Frankenstein's legs?

This hat understates the message. Denim killers, noooo fashion and style killers.

And don't forget if you do choose to sport Affliction or its many copy cats. Well you might as well just head to the Shore.

SO in conclusion put down the Affliction, Rush, Juicy, Ed Hardy whatever it may be called. It's not sexy. It's not hip. It's fuggin awful. Save yourself the 80-100 bucks on a tee shirt with a Brock Lesnar-esque tattoo and thank me later.

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

1 comment:

bigWOWO said...

I'm surprised that no one has come into this business with good designs. TapOut designs look tacky too.

Another thing: I can maybe see how people wear TapOut at the gym in order to look tough, but to wear it on the street? Oi.