Louie Gohmert Death Panels Backatcha!



Oh Louie! Louie, Louie, Louie! Man, I know I can always count on you. You guys remember this guy, the one who got all racisty on the Chinese on the House Floor. Welp, now it's back to killing Grandma! And after all that b.s. from the House Republicans about my man Alan Grayson.

Steven Benen:

Now, Gohmert has already proven himself to be ... how do I put this ... a rather dim of lawmaker. About a week ago, during a speech that was supposed to be about "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," Gohmert seriously argued that expanding hate crimes protections would lead to a legalization of necrophilia, pedophilia, and bestiality. He then compared those who disagree with him to Nazis.
But this speech about Democrats wanting to kill off senior citizens is just blisteringly dumb, especially after Republicans just threw a fit about Grayson.
For what it's worth, a spokesperson for the NRCC argued today that Gohmert's remarks weren't that bad, because he was simply "relaying a concern of his constituent to his colleagues."
For goodness sakes. Do you suppose Gohmert was relaying the comments because he disagreed with them? Is he prepared to denounce the absurd concerns of his constituent?

He is also the "What Bill?" ass hat from the President's address on healthcare. The hits keep on coming. I wonder if later he we will here about him calling people socialists on the floor or perhaps terrorist sympathizers, better yet just call Obama "uppity boy" and seal the deal. The sad part is he actual represents the paranoid delusional infantile the Republican party and its ilk have become.


I am Frank Chow and I thank you, Louie Gomhert!

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