Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Fox & Friends Lovefest, Is Jake Tapper Keeper next to Faux News?

Faux News went on a love fest over Jake Tapper asking the White House why Fox News was "attacked" by the administration. He is now a major candidate for Wanksta of the Year and in doing so made himself eligible for a new job with fallen Real Uhmerikan Patriot John Stossel... GREAT JOB JAKE-OFF!

Congrats, your journalistic wankstaness has brought you into the company of Fox & Friends, Glenn Beck, Chris "Baby" Wallace, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly. Congrats, you now will receive a green card to Wingnuttia, the planet of ultimate Wingnuttery. Queen Michele Bachmann will massage your brain, so you can come up with those HARD HITTING questions regarding the obviously bias and unbalanced Faux News.

ABC not like Fox? Are you kidding me? ABC used to be the home to you know 20/20 and Ted Koppel, it covered news as news with reporting, something you Jake Tapper Keeper obviously have now THROWN OUT THE WINDOW WITH YOUR INTEGRITY!! CAPS LOCK!!!!

You are officially a candidate for Wanksta of the Year (insert clown music here and raucous booing)

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

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