Friday, April 17, 2009

Thomas the Train Secretary of Railway

President Obama and his new administration announced yesterday they are moving forward with a new investment in high speed railway systems across the nation.

They provided maps, drawings and a surprise guest the new head of the Railway System, Thomas the Train.

“Toot, toot” said Thomas the Train at the beginning of his first address to the nation.

Thomas the Train plans on linking the nation through happy thoughts, rails that go for miles and cheery songs to make everyone smile. His message was met with applause and reporters looked astounded at the size of such a train in a conference room.

Obama and Biden both trumpeted the developed of high speed railways, while Thomas the Train asked for an upgrade jokingly, “you know blue doesn’t look that fast and my tinkers are getting oldie, how about a new government paint job?”

The trains hope to be backed by funding in not only the stimulus package, but Thomas the Train toys. No doubt the trains will be packed once implemented by gum drop dreams and the screaming child laughter of all.

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

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