Friday, April 3, 2009

Tea Bagger Republicans

This is real. This is a real “movement” of extreme Wing-Nuttery, the Tax Tea Party. Sounds exciting! I can't wait to call Buffy and Reginald and get my lastest Earl Grey out and then play a wicked game of tennis. Ha haha.

What is actually laughable is not only the foolish obvious barrs in face reference, but that these people are moving in the “thousands.

As America voted just this November to reject Wing-Nuttery, the insane without jackets gather in their bunkers plotting to Tea-Bag Congress. Yes Tea-Bag! With all the porn they watch you would think they would have this term on lock by now.

The goal is to send Tea-Bags to Congress to remind them of what? The Boston Tea Party, yes the Boston Tea Party. Apparently though since the whole Anthrax in envelopes thing, which was supposedly the work of the Taliban *cough cough* a domestic terrorist, you can’t actually Tea-Bag Congress. You have to send pictures! Ooohhh slam take that Congressman!

With rallies across the nation the Tea-Baggers gather against, fascism, socialism and well whatever other isms they want to attack. With pathetic attendances of maybe 1000 people the Wing-Nuts are claiming this is the start of a revolution. Except one small fact….they are using the Boston Tea Party as an example, what was the Boston Tea Party? Do tell Frank.

Awww history books seem to be escaping the Right Wing Nuts of late. So to refresh…


You see the Boston Tea Party was a revolt against the British Empire. THE BRITISH EMPIRE!

It has nothing to do with Wing-Nut ideals or the basis of the Tea Bagger Republicans. You see we voted. The American people voted. And you lost. Across the board. Yes you have a map that has little points . Here however is map you can suck on.


I am Frank Chow and I just reversed tea bagged you.

P.S. This is a rally.

Pew Pew!

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