Rep. Michele Bachmann held a press conference today to announce she is leaving planet Earth to return to her home planet Winguttia. After unbridled attempts to further her planet’s agenda in the House of Representatives Bachmann has finally decided “saving” planet Earth is futile. She cited a laundry list of reasons for her departure which is scheduled sometime next week on Winguttia time not “lefty liberal time.”
Among the reasons: the left wing liberal extreme media bias, illegal Mexicans with mustaches wearing sombreros, the voice that speaks to her through her teeth, Jebus the God of Godlinessicity, Obama like terrorists, socialism, socialists, social group meetings, winter socials named the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance, her loss at prom court all those years ago, the people painted black, media agendas of leftism, Sketchers shoes, Britney Spears, Orbitz gum commercials, and history books.
The conference included hand outs with Michelle Bachmann carrying a baby appearing to be the love child of Glenn Beck. No word on when Glenn Beck will return to their home planet as well.
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Nice meeting you last night, so I went ahead and checked out your blog -- and I have to ask, how do you keep your tongue so firmly lodged in your cheek all the time? Doesn't it start to interfere with eating and breathing?
I also checked out Driftglass. Good stuff!
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