Monday, April 27, 2009

Green House Fail Part 1

The Green House of the future by Rios Clementi Hale Studios, this looks like a fail. Designed by a super hippie who thinks mushrooms are magic and weed is the plant that dreams are made of, this house is the equivalent of Jeff Goldblum's makeover in "the Fly." I don't care what the science is, this house is stupid. It's like someone snorted coke and then saw the upside down tomato garden in your home ad and snooooooooooooooooort GREEN HOUSE.

Scene: guy getting into taxi.

Taxi Driver: Where ya headed buddy?

Green House Resident: The house that looks like nature vomited on it.

End Scene.

Question to the designer, if your client has allergies or can be stung by a bee and die, how practical is your "edible home"? Answer: It's death trap, now go listen to Pink Floyd and try again. FAIL.

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

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