Oscars, Guess Who Fox thinks got Snubbed? Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps February 20, 2009 GRAN TORINO!!!!!! Are you surprised? The story is about an old white male whose neighborhood is now diverse and stricken with stereotypes of Asian and African Americans. In this video the commentators description alone proves why Fox looooves this load of crap. After showing the aggressive nature of "thugs" towards the ever idolized Clint Eastwood, this guy thinks it's great because every race is Un-PC, "even Lutherans" are free game. Really? Not the supposed story of Eastwood's character realizing he is wrong in his ways or that not every Asian is a gook or slant eye or whatever other racial slur he can spout. THIS IS RAGE WORTHY!! I have already ranted about this movie and how Eastwood is the lovechild of Wing-Nuttery, an unapologetic racist whose unflappable outdated outlook on the world is trumpeted by Villagers everywhere. Oscars for once, thank you for making the right choice and Fix News no surprise you are loving this film. This is how I think their viewing of the movie went down: Clint Eastwood, drool! Oh man, he said chink again, that's a good one. Did you see those thugs, gangsters so scary! GET HIM!! GET THEM!! You tell em' Clint go back to where you came from. Asians man they are stupid, HA! Single tear for Wing-Nuttery everywhere. I miss G-Dub. the Movie ends and the Villagers miss the point as well as the director/actor Clint Eastwood. I am Frank Chow and IT'S RACIST. Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps Comments
Teh Funny Writes Itself February 28, 2012 Not only is Obama teh devil and hates teh Jeebus , but also too and what have you, he is pushing the most aggressive liberal policies ever and destroying the country . ON TOP OF THAT, he is guilty of being completely incapable of performing his basic duties as president, a "new-hire college graduate" and surrounded by lazies . It has become increasingly difficult to write satire these days. I can't tell if the right-wing in America is attempting to out crazy comedians in order to render the jokes useless or the scarier and more likely; they have lost their minds and now fully embrace it. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message Read more
Get Your Dunkin' Thursday May 21, 2009 It's Thursday that means we have a new American Idol and it's... it's Kris Allen? Guess America still hates the "flamboyant", I smell a Clay Aiken retread. I didn't watch much of this year because it really came down to Danny Gokey and Adam Lambert for me and once I heard Kris Allen was in the final it was over in my mind. America votes for the "more likable" guy . But you know what was cool? Adam Lambert singing Queen! You could see the guitar legend Brian May drooling over the Freddy Mercury-esque vocal runs. It was rocktastic. Regardless both will have decent careers and the pie on the face of my local paper for running story after story of Adam is rather funny. Both guys have promising careers, there is always room for another Jason Mraz and America needs a Freddy Mercury . Wow. Did I really just dedicate that much analysis to American Idol? Here are your highlights: Bomb plot thwarted in New York , can't have terrorists in our prisons, sen... Read more
Sarah Palin Mistakes Stimulus as Erectile Dysfunction Pill March 23, 2009 moar funny pictures In Alaska politics are taking precedent as people are upset with Governor Sarah Palin’s rejection of her state’s share of the stimulus money. Palin said she wanted nothing to do with the stimulus package and found it to be of no use to Alaska. “ Look at our boys here ! My daughter was gosh golly gee knocked up by a young man. We don’t need stimulus packages, as long as they got a hockey jersey we got baby makers!” It has taken nearly a week for aides to Governor Palin to explain that the stimulus package is not a new form of Viagra, but she refuses to retain the information of terrorists. A confident leader Palin is excited to support American values and take care of Alaska . “Anybody wants to go wolf-huntin’ from a helicopter?” she said inciting a riot of a local moose appreciation club. It is unclear whether Palin will eventually accept the stimulus funds when she discovers what they actual represent for her state. Time will only tell. I am Frank Chow and I appro... Read more
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