This is a summation of headlines more or less involving Senator Ronald Burris:
Ronald Burris just announced something.
No wait he didn't.
He did.
Um check that he raised money for Blago.
Wait nope.
Yup he did a lot like bling on top of bling and hookers too.
Senator Burris is no more.
He's back Obi-Wan Kenobi style.
Gone again.
He lied.
He only sort of lied.
Back again with thorns, yup thought so he's the devil.
Nope just like a minion to the devil.
He kind of sort of lied, but not to hurt anyone's feelings so it is okay.
Burris just dropped a book on Ethics.
Senators are all baffled apparently Blago is Burris. Burris is Blago. NOOO!!!!!!
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