Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Fun with Ronald Burris

This is a summation of headlines more or less involving Senator Ronald Burris:

Ronald Burris just announced something.

No wait he didn't.

He did.

Um check that he raised money for Blago.

Wait nope.

Yup he did a lot like bling on top of bling and hookers too.

Senator Burris is no more.

He's back Obi-Wan Kenobi style.

Gone again.

He lied.

He only sort of lied.

Back again with thorns, yup thought so he's the devil.

Nope just like a minion to the devil.

He kind of sort of lied, but not to hurt anyone's feelings so it is okay.

Burris just dropped a book on Ethics.

Senators are all baffled apparently Blago is Burris. Burris is Blago. NOOO!!!!!!

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