Monday, December 8, 2008

Obama getting first Vietnamnese Cabinet Member EVER!

In a move that will be listed as totally kick-ass Barack is naming General Shinseki to be his Secretary of Veteran Affairs.

Resume includes the following:

Trained four turtles in the ways of the Ninja- learned how to use the phrase "Cowabunga!"

Nemesis of Donald Douchenugget Rumsfeld AWESOME!

Invented the I-Pod didn't get credit for it.

Extra in the movie Tora Tora Tora!

Trained Bruce Leeroy the first African-American Kung Fu Master, how's that feel Show Nuff?

More to come, when I read through his like 800-page bio

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