Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Blago appoints Obama's replacement
Blago, the Governor of Illinois. The Gov Blago of my great state has appointed Clarence Thomas or someone who looks like Clarence Thomas to Obama's vacant Senate seat.
Okay, so with no power and a indictment by a Federal court Blago is just going on business as usual. AWESOMMMEE!!! This guy is like Capone. A modern day Capone, dropping F-bombs on tape, raising H E double hockey sticks and no apologies. No wonder he has the hair-do. To hide the 9mm he has underneath for protection. Throw a baby down some Union Station stairs! Do it!
On a lighter note, I didn't think it possible, but Gov Blago might be the dumbest person in the world for two years in a row. I applaud his commitment to excellence and being a pioneer for dunces everywhere.
I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.