Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Guns, Guns, Guns!

All right you donkeys let's get one thing straight Obama isn't taking away your right to bear arms. Quit buying guns! Stop going to Wal-Mart (the devil anyways and socialist oooh that word again scary)! Just plain stop. Obama simply thinks it ridonkulous, which it is, to have armor piercing ammo to kill a deer. Or an automatic rifle to kill a deer. Or a shotgun to kill a deer. Or a gun to kill any animal for that matter. Aren't you donkeys supposed to be hunting anyway? Native-Americans you are not!

How about you look at my past posts and realize ninja swords are cooler anyway. You are wusses and your bullets and guns and guns and bullets are wussier too. Newsflash gun powder came from China and the purpose was to make beautiful fireworks NOT KILL DEER WITH A BAZOOKA!

So why not bows and arrows? Perhaps sling-shots? Oh that's right you are donkeys! Or should I say elephant.....

I digress. This goes back to my original proposal quit this gun hoopla, buy ninja swords sit ontop of roofs and rock out with your Ninja-ness.

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

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