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From the Mix Tape - Far East Movement

This is a going out song and since I'm going out tonight it applies. Plus, these dudes have been around the blogosphere getting solid plays from just about everybody in the AAPI community. BT-Dub, if someone can explain this song to me that'd be great... Enjoy your evening and congrats to Far East Movement for breaking through the charts. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Michigan beats Illinois

In one of the most ridiculous games I've ever seen. Two defenses with no ability to make a stop until the very last play. Phew. Glad the game is over, the lady was going to strangle me as I rooted for Michigan. Looking at the score at the end and I'm wondering when the two play basketball later this year, will the score be this high? Michigan 67 Illinois 65 Chow!

Obama Goes to India

Expense Report! $1 million a day for mani/pedi's for Obama and his cabinet $5 million a day for flag pins $20 million a day for secret service members to sync their headsets up to their ITunes at home $14 million a day for Obama's shoes to maintain that vintage look $10 million a day for Pepto Bismol to combat Indian food... $30 million a day for Breath mints, Purell and Kleenex boxes - for the curry, the hand shaking and the tears of all those jobs we've outsourced $50 million a day for Obama's thesaurus which contains thousands of ways to say "We're sorry for George W. Bush" and "Compromise" $20 million a day for state of the art pack n play basketball court $25 million a day for right wing talking points deflectors powered by solar panels $25 million a day for non-offensive, middle of the road, non-Muslim, traditional Indian ceremonial attire that doesn't give the impression what-so-ever that he is secretly a Muslim Kenyan Socialist meant ...

Texas State of Mind

Whenever Rick Perry decides to talk it's as if the ghost of Stonewall Jackson took a giant dump and let it spew out of his mouth. The man is a serial killer of logical statements. And I'm starting to wonder if he is from the present or the 1800's. Texas this is who you voted for, a real winner. From the mouth that spews Stonewall Jackson's dung, Josh Marhsall of TPM explains : Right after the 1994 midterm you had a bunch of Republicans come out of the woodwork with really wild eyed proposals on various policy fronts. And it seems like deja vu all over again. Newly re-elected Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) says states should be able to secede from the Social Security program. Wonder how many Texans agree with that. I don't think they will take too well to that idea, *Hackandspit, considering that 92% of Texans 65 or older receive Social Security . Call me a librul, but I'm not so sure those citizens will appreciate their Social Security checks being gambled away by the...

Not Helping is NOT Helping

The so-called fiscal conservative Democrats are reported to now be queasy with the tax cut threshold being $250,000. They in fact want to raise the threshold to include those making $500,000 or maybe a million. A MILLION! Jonathan Cohn : And remember, cutting taxes for the very wealthy is one of the least efficient ways to improve the economy. These are precisely the people most likely to save money, rather than spend it. Meanwhile, raising the income threshold for tax cuts has an impact on the budget. I don't know exactly how much it costs to reduce taxes for everybody making less than $500,000 or $1 million, as opposed to everybody making less than $250,000. But we know what will happen, broadly speaking. The more we cut taxes for the McMansion Middle Class, the more we deprive the government of revenue. That means some combination of cuts to popular programs and, more likely, higher deficits. Gee, do you think some of Democrats telling Allen they want the higher threshold also ...

Looking Like Keanu

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I really don't know how bearded guys do it. I'm looking haggard . The beard that's creeping its way in, itches. Is this how it always goes? How the heck do people grow a beard if it itches constantly? I'm not going to lie, I'll be glad when this short film shoots and I can finally shave. In the meantime I guess I should purchase hobo gloves and a trench coat. It seems fitting at this juncture of my beard growth. Chalk this up to "random complaint of the month" by Frank. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Ninja Thought

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Obama, you're still the f-in president I am Frank Chow and I approved this message