Get Your Dunkin' Monday
As the US and Iran continue to "negotiate" over the war, it's good to know that Europe is on the edge of an oil crisis. I can't think of a bigger self-own in modern presidential history. Trump has not only made Americans miserable at the pump, but also everyone. Everywhere. All at once. He doesn't care. Heck, he might even start the war back up for funsies. Something tells me this isn't what the Founders had in mind...
Here are your highlights:
The 250th anniversary celebration in DC is turning out to be a White Christian Nationalist Rally. The very antithesis of America.
"Cuba has drones!" - I guess this is the next play. Starve Cubans, then war, then what?
Asteroid, please hit us. You're our only hope.
Ebola outbreak in the Congo and Uganda. WHO declares an emergency.
MAGA is upset with Trump cuz CHINESE STUDENTS ARE BAD. This is too funny.
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