Get Your Dunkin' Monday

 How was your 4th? Ours was spent swimming, chilling, and enjoying the new Pixar movie "Elio." Also, if you've never air-fried a hot dog, give it a try! It's not bad at all! America is a tough place to celebrate. It felt almost icky attending a parade. We did see some awful shirts, including the timeless classic "Let's Go Brandon!" Cuz he's still president. One thing about conservatives, they'll never be funny. 

Here are your highlights: 

Tragedy hits Texas with flooding. Lots of finger-pointing going on, but my finger is pointed at Climate Change deniers. 

January 6ers want their money for committing crimes in Trump's name. 

Elon Musk to start the White Party. 

More Peace! Russia continues drone strikes on Ukraine. 

The attack on higher education continues with the Endowment Tax. 

ICE is getting a bigger budget to terrorize innocent people. We're in the bad place. 


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