Get Your Dunkin' Wednesday

We have warm weather! It was nice yesterday and this morning as well. Is this the Spring shift? Or just a tease before we're back, hiding in our bathrooms, avoiding another tornado? The Midwest. 

Keep the protests going. They're working. Tesla's earnings fell astronomically short, and rumor has it Elon might be leaving DOGE. Keep pushing. This is how we win. The DOGE savings aren't even saving much. It's all grievance layoffs of real hardworking and loyal Americans. Fuck Elon. 

Here are your highlights:

Coral Reefs are in trouble due to rising ocean temperatures. Meanwhile, Republicans gut the EPA, and we choke on bad air. 

Despicable and cruel. HHS plans to cut the suicide hotline for LGBTQ youth. 

60 Minutes chief resigns. CBS is bending the knee. Cowards. 

RFK Jr. is a dangerous man. His "Autism" registry plan is sick. The lies he tells consistently are on par with MAGA.


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