Get Your Dunkin' Monday

 It's a Monday. And we're experiencing Constitutional crisis burnout. There is so much crap everywhere, we can hardly keep up. No one is doing enough. The urgency isn't there. And soon, tanks will be mowing citizens down on the street. I wish I were kidding. Yet, we continue on. We're resilient. We'll find a way. From recent events, Pam Bondi is going to be the one who goes too far too often. Who's your bet for fascist fallout? 

Here are your highlights: 

Who cares about victims of hate crimes, school violence, and child abuse? Apparently not the "Pro-Life Party."

Deep-sea mining. I look forward to the Loch Ness Monster destroying submarines. 

A two-year-old was deported. 

Donald the "Dove," remember that? Yemen strikes kills dozens. 

Pronatalists are weird. 


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