Get Your Dunkin' Monday

 I went to Indy to see friends this weekend. It was great catching up and talking shop. One thing I know for certain is that I could never live in a Red State. I have that privilege, I know, but I could never, especially in this current political climate. It's tough enough living in a Red District. A whole state?! Count me out. I am jealous of their Trader Joe's, though. 

Here are your highlights:

Nationwide "Hands Off" protests. Odd that the media isn't giving these protests the same non-stop coverage they gave the Tea Party ones. 

If you're in Illinois, don't mess with wildlife. It's not safe. 

DOGE laid off people who help stop wildfires.

The Stock Market go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Granny is going to be so pissed. Treating our nation's seniors with such contempt while the president shits himself. 

Airlines are in trouble. Great job, everyone! This will lead to bullet trains, finally! 


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