Get Your Dunkin' Wednesday

 Now that we're back in the Midwest, I pray for rain and storms. There is something exciting and peaceful about them. We're due for more storms this week, starting on Thursday. Maybe I'll do the stereotypical Midwestern dad thing and stand outside in overalls watching the clouds roll by. And then I'll text my friends more war plans. I still can't get over the incompetence of the Trump administration. This scandal would destroy any Democratic administration from the top down. At least we have confirmation that Trump is a Weekend at Bernie's president. 

Here are your highlights:

Local man fired for Nazi salute video. 

We're headed towards a Schumer Constitutional Crisis. Judge Boasberg has a tough decision ahead. 

Federal workers are out of toilet paper. 

Child labor in Florida. Deporting the undocumented leads to kids working. Sorry, Charlie. 

China beats Elon. The electric car race is almost over. Tesla is losing.

Vaccinate your kids. You fuckin morons. 


I am Frank Chow and I approve this message. 

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