Get Your Dunkin' Monday

 MORE NADOES! We got the alarms again, but we were lucky nothing touched down too close to us. It feels like we're the new tornado alley. I really hope that isn't true. Again, why am I obsessed with the weather? Because I saw Twister and have been scared since. 

It's become obvious now that Republicans are Segregationists. They've grown tired of equality of any kind and want the good ole days back. 60 years of resentment. 60 years of pent-up frustration. The government is to blame, so they must crush it. We won't let that happen. 

Here are your highlights: 

Rescuers sift through the rubble in Myanmar. 

Le Pen! She's guilty of embezzlement and can't run for office. If only the US had the same justice system.

Wisconsin, all eyes are on you. As billionaires throw the checkbook into your Court race. 

SpaceX is sending four people into space. I wouldn't want to be any of those people with SpaceX's recent track record. 

Trump wants to be king. He wants a third term. He's not joking.

Elon is broke. And his Ponzi scheme is folding. That's my take for the week.


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