Get Your Dunkin' Friday

 Friday. Thank the Lord. I don't know why, but this week has been a drag. Maybe it's the impending fascist regime? Maybe it's the weather? Perhaps it's the fact that I have a broken rib? Who knows?! 

I'm currently reading Endurance and let me tell you, I'd already be dead. I was not made for surviving unrelenting winters, icebergs, and the open sea. And I'm okay with that. Highly recommend the book though. It's a well-told story with fascinating characters. 

Here are your highlights:

War with China? Musk and Trump protest too much. 

Great job everyone! Other countries don't want their citizens visiting the US. Gonna do wonders for our tourism industry. 

Sudan's army recaptures the presidential palace. 

Keep burning Teslas. It's working. 

RFJ Jr. is killing kids and their parents are thanking him. 

Meta is rotten to the core. Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams is causing quite a stir at Meta. So much so, you have to believe she's telling the truth. Fuck Mark Zuckerberg. 


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