“For the first time in history, we have set in motion a national policy aimed at both increasing gas mileage and decreasing greenhouse gas pollution for all new trucks and cars sold in the United States of America"- President Barack Obama
This is great news and about time. It is refreshing to announce decent legislation and triumphs in saving our planet. It is imperative to move in a direction that takes responsibilities for a better and cleaner environment. And for you Wing-Nuts out there. I think I can communicate to you in a way you might understand.
Franks gets into a truck with a CB radio and a megaphone. Hikes it up to 11.
YOUR CAR WILL BE MORE FUEL EFFICIENT AND THUS SAVING ON GAS COSTS!!!! IT SAVES YOU OVER TIME. YOU KNOW. TIME?! IT WILL BE MADE IN AMERICA?! RRRAAAGGEE CARS GO FAST WON'T GUZZLE UP GAS. LEAVE DOUCHEBAGS IN DUST ON THEIR BROKE ASS!
Ah fugg it, have fun in your Hummers, while everyone around you is speeding past in lightning fast awesome minis PEW PEW. Please attempt to argue against this, I implore you to come up with a logical reason why this is a bad thing (being a global warming denier automatically eliminates your from debating any environmental issue). And if you have a problem with that get ready to deal with the Governator.
I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.
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