Groundhog Shoots Down My Dreams

Look at this f-er! Sooo evil! He saw he shadow or whatever the I don't know and WINTER IS GOING TO BE SIX WEEKS LONGER!!!!!

FIRE THIS FUGGIN' GROUNDHOG!!!


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