President-Elect Barack Obama addressed the media for the first time and here is the summary.
Socialism, socialism. Teachers are cool. Socialismicities. I am Black. Socialites. I pity the fool. Somebody put a muzzle on Joe Biden. Eman, Emannnn, Emanuellll! Economy. Neocons will hate me forever no matter how can I do. CNN. Blah blah blah. Black is the White. Socialism. Economists. Market. Middle-Class. Death to Israel. Middle-Class. Get on Up!
Hope. Change. Hope. No more Bush/Cheney. Hope is awesome. I rule. Republicans suck it. Middle Class I gotcha. Hope Change. Changing Hope. Minorities I DID IT! I am not a fool and this is going to be tough as balls. Whatever I do it won't be as bad as Bush. Middle Class. Middle Class. White rednecks be scared. Change Changeling starring Angelina Jolie. My wife is hot, my kids are cool. Dog.
Sums it pretty well if I do say so myself.
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