Get Your Dunkin' Friday
I'm a little behind today. We had an early school function for the kiddos. I decided to take the day off because, why not? The world is only ending. The Cubs are moving on in the playoffs, which hopefully means they win it all and reverse the curse of this godforsaken timeline. One can hope. Here are your highlights: Jane Goodall's final message to us all. Trump want sword. He no get sword. Bad. Angry. Fire someone over it . Remember when a degree meant you had a better chance at getting a job? The Supreme Court wants everyone to shoot everyone else . Freedom! Project 2025 is the biggest failure of our media . We knew they'd do it, and now Trump is bragging about it. Protests in Broadview, IL. Fuck ICE . I am Frank Chow and I approve this message.