Obama LISTEN TO ME!

Dear Barack,

Before you consider bi-partisanship on the future of our economy please remember the following:

These are the same people who implied your were a socialist, terrorist and Anti-American. ALL OF THEM! If they didn't stand up and repudiate it, they are guilty. You can call it the old Potomac Two-Step. I say F* that.

Listen to Frank. I am all knowing and better looking. Deal with it.

The country needs a stimulus package and people are losing jobs. You don't go half-barrs on it. You go ALL OUT! Like John McClain in Die Hard, like John Connor in Terminator, like Prince and his name change, like LiLo and her lesbianicity, like like like ME AND MY AWESOMENESS!

I think you get the point.

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.