Get Your Dunkin' Thursday
US-AAAAAAAAAAA! The USMNT did their thing last night...until a stupid red card by a clearly stupid ref. I'm still mad about it. One of our best players was given a red on something Messi didn't even get a warning about. It was a choice. I'm super excited for our squad. It was overall a good night. And I can't wait until the next game to sing with a bunch of American hooligans. Let's go! Here are your highlights: You know who provides healthcare: Haitians . Way to go, SCOTUS. ICE arrested a nun . US job growth slowed . Now, if Biden were president, the headlines would read differently. The Great American State Fair is empty . And we're laughing. Corruption, that's the point . Trump's sons make more money off defense contracts. How to help those in Venezuela . I am Frank Chow, and I approve this message.