Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

 We had a lovely meeting of like-minded liberal folks yesterday. We're a small group of progressives in our small town, but it's always nice to chat and figure out how we can effect change. One pressing issue is data centers. No one likes them. Not even die-hard MAGA folks. A town near us had some shady dealing s and might get a large data center soon. It's causing quite the fuss. I don't think officials realize how much data centers piss people off. AI for what?  Here are your highlights:   Trump names Jay Clayton as new AI Czar . "Super intelligence" guy with no super intelligence.  This sounds familiar. Russian researcher dies of plague, shutting down several hospitals .  SCOTUS back in session . It'll be interesting to see how they deny climate change.  China is shrinking its banks .  The Iran War is leaving soldiers to fend for themselves .  The Ethiopian war is escalating, causing alarm across Africa .  I am Frank Chow, and I approve th...

 Our president is a fuckin' idiot. I couldn't even get through his latest interview with the Times . He doesn't live in reality. He doesn't know what he's talking about. And I'm pretty sure he thinks it's still the 1980s. He is likely going to try to rig the midterms. He will likely fail. And somehow it'll all be Joe Biden's fault. When historians look back at this time, they're going to conclude America is full of morons.  Here are your highlights:   JD Vance straight KKK shit .  Look out. Letitia James assigned to the Cornell 7 case .  Jobs report is lower than expected .  More than 4,000 people have died in the Congo from Ebola .  Something is really wrong with Silicon Valley . AI torture chamber.  Man undergoes surgery 11 days after ICE shot him . ICE needs to be abolished, and ICE agents need to be prosecuted.  I am Frank Chow, and I approve this message. 

 The death penalty shouldn't exist. Tennessee just proved that . Yet the Supreme Court is pro-death. It's bizarre that so-called Christians want to kill people, but that's the Republican way. Death panels for thee! I don't know what compels folks to administer state-sanctioned killings. I don't get the justice of it all. This would've been the first woman killed by the state in 200 years. Yes, you read that right. Might as well have burned her alive at the stake.  Here are your highlights:    Midflight stabbing being investigated as a terrorist attack .  Weird. Hegseth brags about firing generals .  Republican candidate for governor beat his wife, killed someone at age 7, and then there's the whole demonic possession thing .  China be hacking .  AI in healthcare is already going as well as you would think .  Vaccinate your kids. Pennsylvania has a measles outbreak . Thanks to MAHA.  I am Frank Chow, and I approve this message. 

 Republicans are in disarray. The MAHA movement and the MAGA movement are both causing a complete meltdown in the polls. They're just weird, man. With guys like Russell Brand , it's no wonder. I know the public has a short memory, but the more the public hears from these guys, the more they start to realize they're the worst. Democrats need to lean into this. Republicans have no plans for the future. They're selling you horse tranquilizers.  Here are your highlights:   Georgia and North Carolina have Republicans worried .  In the Midwest, I've heard people drinking raw milk. This story is frightening. A girl nearly died from drinking raw milk .  SCOTUS and POTUS agree that deporting people to a third-world country is okay .  Toddler found with a loaded gun at daycare .  There is no AI regulation, and that's bad .  The smuggled resource funding the Sudan Civil War.   I am Frank Chow, and I approve this message. 

 We're here. I don't know how to emphasize this enough, but all of the warnings about Climate Change were right. We're here. And those who had the least to do with it are suffering immensely. Storms are taking lives. Mudslides, landslides, floods, you name it. Unfortunately, yesterday Nepal and India lost over 60 people combined . That's the tally today. It kills me that we have an administration that doesn't take this seriously. An administration that would rather have us suck on smog than do anything. It's infuriating knowing we have the means to fix this, to reverse the effects; we need to vote these sociopaths out.  Here are your highlights:   If we ever take back the House and Senate, new rules need to be written so a sadistic president can't withhold funding over his fee fees .  Jack Smith testifies in front of the Senate .  The attack on our National Parks continues. This time ATVs go vroom .  Hegseth says they're going to "guard" electi...

 The midterms! Early voting has begun in Illinois. If you need more info, it's here . The way Republicans have been acting, the Blue Wave is coming. I really hope that's true. 2024 has made me more cynical than I ever thought possible. Trump continues to yell about voter fraud, SCOTUS seems willing to let districts discriminate, and ICE agents will likely be at polling places. Nevertheless, I think gas prices alone will sink the GOP. Maybe now (they won't) the electorate will realize only one party is serious about the economy.  Here are your highlights:  5 British suspects arrested, explosives found near US base .  Woah. Anthropic and OpenAI admit that thousands of rogue agents are out and about .  Cornell has some explaining to do . Parents, please don't let your boys become the 7.  That weird commercial with Trump walking in a hallway. It's illegal .  Farmers are feeling the economic pain .  Not good. Poland is preparing for a Russian attack ....