Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

moar funny pictures Rumor has it , stupidity is actually what runs Democracy. I hope not, but it looks bad. Real bad. I am not sure what to say. I am actually out of words. Oh wait that never happens. So here is a little advice. Go back into that room grow some barrs. Big barrs and DO YOUR JOB!!! Or else Frank is going to get all Grey Hulk on your asses. Wolverine on your asses. RuPaul on your asses (and then you will be sorry sore sorry) This is like eating a pear and calling it an apple. Or pooping a log and calling it potpourri. It's like listening to Yanni and calling it good. It's like being a Congressman or Senator and not doing your job. Here's a video that reminds us of what we should be hearing from our leaders: Sorry wrong video, but those kids tore it up! I am Frank Chow and I am bout fed up.

moar funny pictures President Barack Obama held a News Conference last night to address the Stimulus Package and as Sarah Palin would say the"what have you's." Again it was the same old song and dance. Obama had to play Captain Obvious to reporters and the"liberal biased media." Even calling out a handful as Revisionists of History . See the below post. I missed CHUCK and her hotness for reporters and America to catch up. I am going to grab a box of tissues and watch Blue Crush ...I mean Titanic, that's it Titanic. Aww, Liberal Girls and Surfing. That's America. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

With all that is going on in our great "United" States of America the Republican Party is attempting to further distance themselves from public opinion and logic . In a bold move, beyond boldness of boldicity Republicans are now voicing against President Barack Obama's cap on executives salary who receive bailout funds. Apparently $500,000 bones is not big enough for someone to live happily now . Repubs have been heard saying: It's socialism! Socialism I say! PS: What's a Socialism? It's scary, don't we live in America where we can openly pee on the poor? Well what do you think I am Senator receiving campaigns donations for, I plan on getting a job with one of these companies after I retire from this sh*t job. I can't live off of $500,000 that is dirt. That's it! Toby Keith write a song please! Well I figure picking a black guy to run the RNC would get us some points...for something...anybody? It is clear that the Republican Party must open...

This is Mitch. Mitch sucks at life. Any questions? Let's just keep this as base as possible. Iraq War- Trillions of dollars Stimulus- $819 billion Iraq War- Trillions of dollars Stimulus- $819 billion One creates jobs, one creates hate, death and possibly more terrorists. Now should we listen to Repubs about spending? Or should we just tell them to SHUT THE F UP?! When was the last good thing the Republican Party passed? These are the same people who filibustered the Civil Rights Act . What makes anyone think they aren't going to filibuster the Stimulus Plan? Mitch McConnell says they won't , but he also wants to change the Stimulus Package to only suit Republicans......hmmmm.....let me get this straight. You screw up and we reward you by letting you change bills. NOPE SORRY THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!! I have a story it goes like this again at the most base level: When I was a kid I had Sea Monkeys. They were my Sea Monkeys. One day my younger brother flushed them all dow...

The House passed the Stimulus Package and not a single, NOT A SINGLE REPUBLICAN VOTED FOR IT! YEAH LET'S DRINK TO BIPARTISANSHIP!! And in related news I am going to go drink with members of "I hate Frank Chow Club" and party at how I don't need them to be this AWESOME. That is a fact. (It still passed you whiny numb nuts) I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

The rumors fly. The quick quotes on hearsay printed and all and all Obama still walks out looking cooler. Note: This isn't a game for politic-ing. We are talking about people's lives and livelihood. Jobs and people not having jobs. What did the Republicans say after yet another meeting? No! No way! We aren't going to support it! (some said otherwise, but first let's change the whole darn thing) I can imagine what Barack is saying to himself right now. Keep offering meetings, keep make it publicly known that they tried to stop the bill, then when it works and when we pass it (*cough cough majority) he will say "they had their shot." Man that is so cool. I bet they put in a new chair for Obama in the White House like a Lazy Boy or Captain Kirk's Captain' Chair . Shoot I wouldn't be surprised if this all works, the Oval Office will be one huge Hot Tub for Obama's James Brown like working of the GOP. Then again I might just be thinking about my ...

While around 40,000 people lost their jobs yesterday , Republican Leader John Boehner likes to talk about making sure the Stimulus Package doesn't go through. That people won't get jobs and the economy will fix itself. Although NO REPORTS SAY THAT ANYWHERE!!! Sadly some people are feeding this idea and think he has a point. Let's get to the meat of it, Boehner wants rich people to have tax cuts, the corporate slime that ate the economy alive to have tax cuts, but people who are poor stay poor. That is the economy working itself out. Idea: Let's call a Spade a Spade. Boehner listens to Rush, Rush influences Boehner, Boehner is a Republican, so he doesn't want to admit THEY SCREWED UP! That's it. So let's put them on an island. I will happily call it "Lie Island" or perhaps "Elephant Island" the one who survives gets to come back and rebuild the Republican Party. Maybe that and only that will make them realize what they have done to America...

Dear Barack, Before you consider bi-partisanship on the future of our economy please remember the following: These are the same people who implied your were a socialist, terrorist and Anti-American. ALL OF THEM! If they didn't stand up and repudiate it, they are guilty. You can call it the old Potomac Two-Step. I say F* that. Listen to Frank. I am all knowing and better looking. Deal with it. The country needs a stimulus package and people are losing jobs. You don't go half-barrs on it. You go ALL OUT! Like John McClain in Die Hard, like John Connor in Terminator, like Prince and his name change, like LiLo and her lesbianicity, like like like ME AND MY AWESOMENESS! I think you get the point. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

That's a zinger! Boom baby, man my comedic timing is impeccable. Genius even. You see how I did that? Quick headline, then boom Viagra. Get it? LOL. Stimulus. Man perfect. I am Frank Chow and you have just been zinged!