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From the Mix Tape - Andrew Bird

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Andrew Bird , need I say more? 2012 is looking to be a fantastic music year. And if you fancy the art, it's done by one of the most amazing artists from Illinois, Jay Ryan . I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Get Your Dunkin Wednesday

Long day ahead. Working the closing shift at the liquor store. I still feel a bit under the weather, I blame Chicago. Let's do this because really I need to drink some tea and shove a ton of Vitamin C in my body. Here are your highlights: How to clear your Google history The Vaginal Ultrasound Smokescreen Hey Snowe, you go, the Republican Party would have kicked you out, you know! Romney, um, it doesn't look good Whoops, the GOP just as scandalous as the ever Can we bribe people to have more kids? Mmm, North Korea no nukes Chow!

Teh Funny Writes Itself

Not only is Obama teh devil and hates teh Jeebus , but also too and what have you, he is pushing the most aggressive liberal policies ever and destroying the country . ON TOP OF THAT, he is guilty of being completely incapable of performing his basic duties as president, a "new-hire college graduate" and surrounded by lazies . It has become increasingly difficult to write satire these days. I can't tell if the right-wing in America is attempting to out crazy comedians in order to render the jokes useless or the scarier and more likely; they have lost their minds and now fully embrace it. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Get Your Dunkin Tuesday

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Back to the gggggrind. I guess people didn't purchase enough booze last week because my hours have been cut short. Doh. I do have an interview though today, so that hopefully will lead to something promising. Franky needs income. We're getting married in four months, crazy, and I need to get a sweet set-up for the wedding. I'll be posting about the choice when it happens, that and trying to lose a couple of  L Bs for the big day. Gotta get that six pack! Here are your highlights: Second students dies from Ohio school shooting There's something about this Mitt guy... It's Jeremy Lin's team now It does seem odd that all these pundits yell and scream don't like democracy The Forgetting Pill Chow!

Ninja Thought

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Theo Huxatorum I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

Get Your Dunkin Monday

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Apologies folks for the late post. I was flying over the country this morning. The lady and I after 10 days in Chicago are back in good ole Santa Monica. Unfortunately the sun didn't greet us here when we landed. Oh well, it's better than snow, right?! I've got a busy week ahead of me; work, interview, recording skits and hopefully writing a ton. After watching the Oscars last night I was inspired to try to push through some recent lulls in my writing. Hopefully Hollywood is ready for "the Artist 2: More Arty" (title a work in progress). Here are your highlights: Hoyer working for "deficit reduction" , WE WANT JOBS YOU IDIOT! What is Ron Paul up to? Mitt Romney pushed to reject his best accomplishment In Arizona they're all about conservative compassion  Your Liberal Media , if this is any indicator of how the election will go...Obama better be prepared to bring everything he's got. Chow!

Get Your Dunkin Friday

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Snow!!! It's here and it doesn't look like it's going anywhere. Sweet Home Chicago . Although it looks pretty, it's cold and the lady and I are hunkered down in the house. I've got Pre-Canna homework to do, have to get it done before Saturday morning. An essay. Yes, this guy has to pen an essay...let's do this! Have a great weekend ya'll! Here are your highlights: Gay Marriage in Maryland Into the future, Google doing it again Greece losing its country Remember when Obama ran in '08? I sure do and he never had to do this... A little bit of hope for your Friday. An amazing gift for a friend with cancer (with help from the internet ). Chow!