Frank Chow: Asian- American Political Pundit

Well what can I say? The Redskins are on high alert of suckitude . I was going to tell you how I had a nice weekend and enjoyed the Lakeview Arts Festival, but NO the REDSKINS HAD TO LOSE TO THE FUGGIN LIONS! What the eff is Zorn doing? What the eff is Snyder going to do to Zorn? I honestly didn't get to watch the game, it was blacked out in Chicago unless you had DirectTV. So I had to follow on the lady's crackberry. Well all the shouting in the world couldn't save us from embarrassment. It will be do or die this coming Sunday as the Bucs are coming to town 0-3. If we can't make a statement, the Redskins are going to have a long long and I mean LOOONNG season. FML. What happened to the glory days? Here are your highlights: Chicago and inner city school violence , enough of the Daleympics, we need to fix this yesterday Here is a little tidbit about the public option, FACTS ARE STUPID, The Public option is cheaper and popular Iran Missile tests to show barrs This guy ha...

If you don't believe you are racist or that there are any racists, there was never any issue worth addressing at all I am Frank Chow and I approved this message

By God, it's Thursday already...BIG FUGGIN PHEW. I have been exhausted all week and staying up late to photoshop, the awesomeness below didn't help either. BUT THAT IS ART! Speaking of art Tom Tomorrow sums up pretty much how I have felt during this faux race debate. I know I will be raging soon and breaking desks over the next moronic thing out of Beck's, Limbaugh or even a a Senator mouth about the uppity, terrorist, boy President, but *sigh. Nothing will surprise me, I say just let out all hang out. This weekend I will be performing again the Chicago, so check your local listings aka the Reader . Here are your highlights: The Jobless , it would be nice if the MSM started caring Putting things in perspective, Victory on Preventive Detention One huge baby! Protests are being held today at California schools against the REAL bankrupting of our future Sen. Jim Inhofe TREASONOUS! Is this cool or sad waste of time? R2-D2 game station Ted Kennedy's replacement to be named...

Dude I am so Angry I am being played by some kid from Disney RAAGE! So us Asians have good ideas, cool characters, and nice stories that are better translated to the main stream with white actors? Angry Asian Man caught this gem : white guy stars as asian comic book hero More white people playing Asians! Hey, it's the Hollywood way. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the very Caucasian star of the Disney Channel series Wizards of Waverly Place, will star in The Weapon, based on the Platinum Studios comic series: 'Waverly' star joins 'Weapon' adaptation . David Henrie will star as martial arts enthusiast and inventor Tommy Zhou, "who has developed a ground-breaking portable innovation that an evil order will stop at nothing to steal." Evil orders tend to do that. I am not familiar with The Weapon, but from what I've read about it, Tommy Zhou is indeed an Asian character. David Henrie, who I had never even heard of before reading this news item, is no...

It is a Wednesday which means most of my time will be spent doing super cool awesomeness at work...I have come to the conclusion that the Right is just plain batshit wingnut racist crazy . Nothing else can explain them trying to run with a Matt Drudge story about a "white kid getting beaten by black kids" and it is all Obama's fault. You don't have to go too far back in memory to see how race plays a part in American politics and divides our country . And since the election of Barack Obama, heck since he was nominated, the crazies , nativists and extremists have come out of the bunkas screaming "gubbament takeover!" These aren't your garden variety racists , no hoods or burning crosses (yet) they are your 2000 racists and they are openly being coddled by the Republican Party . Here are your highlights: Max Baucus come on down , you are next contestant on the Republican Party of No! In Chicago 2016 there WILL BE A DALEYMPICS or else and btw taking ...

Holy Christ on a bike what a weekend! So the lady and I went to a wonderful wedding of two close friends and were surprised to find a Columbus, OH Tax Tea Baggin' Party. YIKES! To summarize some of my favorite signs "Obama is a Kenyan", "Abortion is Murder" (on a tee shirt of a 12 year old child with a scope mind you), " I choose Freedom over Health Care ", and car equipped with a speaker system and tons of pictures of dead fetuses, a Hitler poster next to a Dr. Tiller poster comparing the two...needless to say RIGHT WING EXTREME! On a real note my lady was rather nervous for our safety as the looks and glares at the biracial couple walking by intimidated her greatly. A young boy holding an anti-Obama poster pointed at me most likely to spout something his daddy never meant for him to say out loud like "look at how great they look together." *sigh When will people realize that robots are much scarier than Obama , check out the video people!! ...

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"The white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America" Not surprising at all. It is what Rush, O'Reilly, Dobbs, Hannity, Coulter, Beck and some esteemed members of Congress have been saying "slyly" for some time now. Savage is simply a hack. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

this video is not mine, just youtubed it yo This weekend I was able to attend a wedding in Springfield, IL. The capitol of the great state of Illinois and the home of Abraham Lincoln. We danced, had some bubbly and enjoyed the weather which was our first warms days in quite some time. Luckily I had the chance to visit the Abrahan Lincoln Museum on Sunday with the gf and enjoyed every second of it. I encourage anyone and everyone to visit it once in their lifetime. The wax sculptures are so lifelike and the interactive historical information is stunning. Truly one of the best museums I have ever had the pleasure of spending four hours in. It was truly presented with such grace and appreciation for the man that was Abraham Lincoln, you couldn't help but feel his experience as your own. Here are your highlights: The President visits Chicago , the AMA will most likely throw bull and shizz his way. And I wonder how many stories were run about Bushie taking Air Force One ? Boxing this w...

h/t TPM The National Review receives this weeks award of STUPID. What is this cover actually trying to imply? Sotomayor is an Asian-stereotypical buddha and Puerto Rican ? WTF? RAAAAGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!! Frank breaks his desk with one fell swoop of karate Epstein chop awesomeness. He roars like the Hulk and starts to chuck his chair, then has an moment of Zen. I guess I should expect this from the National Review...however what bothers me is the Charlie Chan slant eye, buck teeth depiction. AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOTOMAYOR!! She is Puerto Rican. (You know that State that is not a State, but a great vacation spot for your "meetings" with "business" advisers/ mistresses.) SHE IS NOT ASIAN. Maybe she passes a Buddha once and while at Urban Outfitters or World Market , but other than that it is just a fuggin racist pic and fuggin stupid! Wanna know why they don't like her THE COVER HAS THE ANSWER!!! (they hate women and ferranerrrs) Frank gets back up chews apar...

Louie, Louie woaahhh he gotta go LA LA LA! Oha Louie Louie woaahhh he gotta go LA LA LA! It amazes me when you watch this he was searching for about 30 or so racial slurs to throw out there and instead came up with Moogoo gibberish. Inside the head of Louie Gohmert: I have to nail this, Texas style. Set them on fire. Like Tom Delay would do. Like all the Dick's would do. All right so Chinky, Chink, Gook maybe...no that's the Vietnamese, Charlie? No wait that's Vietnamese as well. Chonk, Fortune Cookies, Chopsticks, Slant Eye...ahh fugg it. I will just say that meal I always get at the China Buffet in Angelina County. Now open mouth. There! Cat! Dog! Are you kidding me? What kind of idiot actually goes on the House Floor to spew this egregiously stereotypical racist bullshiz. RAAAAGGEEE!!! How is the man even allowed to speak? This mumble of racist idiocracy has no place in our political spectrum, yet people keep electing him even after he shows time and time again that he l...

Over at Fox Nation , a place where supposedly people "care" about America and people "decide." I found this tasty piece that sure riles up those non-existent rightwing extremists . Now if you look real close at the picture you will see clearly how well our Supreme Court resembles America according to Fox. So why not throw another old white guy in there? Obviously because President Obama is a racist bigot who comes from the North and hates America, is a socialist and thinks women actually make up 51% of the United States population. RAAAGGEGGEEEEE!!! Faux News, calls this fair and balanced, you are looking at the utmost imbalanced court everrrrr, WOMEN, ASIANS, LATINOS, RAAGGEE!!! If you would like to see what ridiculous looks like here are some of the witty responses: Anonymous Dave: UHHH..Because their White. White Males have been the new minority for quite some time Hugh from Florida: Because Michelle (you know, wide-glide) wants a Naturally Obnoxious Women to ru...

The Department of Homeland Security released a recent assessment of right wing extremism in America and the possibilities of domestic terrorism. The report highlights the rise in recruitment amongst extreme hate groups since Obama’s candidacy for President, the election and now his current term. It is a clear and a concise dissection of a growing concern in our nation; minorities in America are being warned to be scared of white people . In a recent Gallup Poll it was discovered most already do. Many minorities across the nation took defensive measures to prepare for possible right wing extremism. African- Americans flocked to their local electronic stores and pawn shops to stock up on boom boxes, pagers and bling in hope to ward off right wing extremists with natural repellents equivalent to garlic, stakes and holy water used against Vampires . Asian-Americans similarly invested heavily over the weekend in ninja swords, throwing stars, bo staffs and enlisting the Teenage Mutant Ni...

Lori Phanachone is no longer a member of the National Society at her school because apparently standing up for her civil rights is conduct unbecoming. RACIST! I have written the School Board and received not even a blanket reply. Time to repeatedly fill their inbox. RAAAGGE!!! Vermont let's those devil people marry (not really devil people actual people who happen to be Gay)...HOORAY LOGIC! Let the overall wearing farm gays come out of and live happily. He's good enough, he's smart enough and NORM COLEMAN STEP THE FUGG DOWN!!! Richard Poplawski, the cop-killer and racist portrayed as mad over pee? No he was a racist, paranoid bigot and people need to know . Michael Jordan and UNC Win! CHOW!

Want to see a conversation about race and Miley Cyrus and then have your head explode? Red Eye Proves if you have Andrew WK talk race it makes everything cool - And when you have four people of the same race getting together to talk about race, you get this steamy pile of racial misunderstanding and babble. Soapbox time: This is a picture of a celebrity doing something offensive. Should there be a billion dollar lawsuit, no of course not, should she give a better apology ? YES. FUGG YES!! This is a girl who is an idol and role model to millions of other little girls including Asian little girls and what she did was FUGGIN offensive. Had she been in black face, the NAACP would have gone batshiz crazy. Insane even. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson probably would have made statements with tears. What do us Asians get? A lawsuit and it receives public ridicule ?Does that make any sense? NO! Of course it doesn't but the Asian Community has a history of being silent, so it isn't tak...

Just when you thought the wing nuts at Fox News had woken up and realized, yes Barack Obama will be the next President of the United States of America. They had to get one last terrorist fist jab in. Watch the video below as a viewers text message refers to Barack as the "Magic Negro." Thank you for Fox News for your continued encouragement of the cesspool of America...the ignorant racists. Now I am going to go listen to my favorite album of 2008, Bush "the rich brat who didn't earn anything in his life, but his daddy was President and so he cheated his way to winning the highest office ever then lead us into a fake war, a recession, and the complete downfall of our reputation interationally." Good album long title, Fall Out Boy is probably jealous they didn't think of it. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

It's wrong. That's it. There should be no discussion. Other things that need not be discussed. My awesomeness. Celtics vs Lakers Chico Stix Jackie Chan and the hotness of Lucy Liu. Video from below from CNN. Also note Rush is connected in trying to defend the song and the douche nugget who sent the CD's thinks of it is as political satire. Sureeeeee, this is site is political satire, RNC racism and using derogatory terms in songs NOT SO MUCH! Embedded video from CNN Video I am Frank Chow and I approved this message. PS Dear RNC, move farther away from guys like this and you might just have a shot at saving your party.

In an unsurprising turn of events the Supreme Court rejected a case regarding Obama's live-birth certificate. Translation: For Real? You trying to put down the first brother for President? That is so racist. Racist and fucked up. Even Clarence Thomas was like WHAT?! For Real? That is so racist. Sorry StormFront, sorry KKK, sorry Rush Limbaugh. You are all idiots and we are so much closer to the Socialist States of America. I added this Kung-Fu Chicken just to stress the fact I will chop your stupid case just as the Supreme Court did. Ya'll have fun now. Now put down your guns and pick up some katana blades. I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.